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Dracklar: NM, get your ass back to A
Dracklar: We need you don't run away to B
out_of_pocket: Bro, I'm just keeping my turrets turned so I can shoot full salvos
Alabamastan: Imagine a New Mexico 'running' anywhere
out_of_pocket: Facts

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dumb<bleep> cv
gonna get killed
cv why not spot the dd that is gonna kill you
what a useless cv
just die cv
thank you
PLEASE UNINSTALL THIS GAME
stick to playing minecraft
 

 

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The Oracle has prophesied; history shall remember you as...

Ivan, the Terrible

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Alexander, the Great

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William, the Conqueror

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Me! Me! Do me next!

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Æthelred, the Unready

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If any of you think that I might be the slightest bit articulate in my postings; well, you might notice that I make extensive use of the edit feature too.

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Sometimes I have no clue as to what people in chat are talking about.

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@Wolfswetpaws

After thinking about that chat for a bit it dawned on me - they are using euphemisms for suicide

self sleepy -- the big sleep

scooter ankle -- a broken ankle that takes you out, resulting in a fatal crash

Light of Allah -- go into the light

 

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Jingles says the NA server's players are "chatty." Now, why in the world would he ever say that?

Random game has 9 players per team.

[PSP] Snargfargle: 'Tis a weense little game!

Several players: "Fair Winds and following seas!"

[RDW] Zen_Taki: u2 o7
[RDW] Zen_Taki: sink me last, I do low dmg, im not great at game, and just have a mission to get a lot of dmg with this ship &lt;.&lt; sooooooo help lol?

[MUNCH] Sergei_Rachmaninoff_: u can do that

[RDW] Zen_Taki: or not its yalls choice 😄
[RDW] Zen_Taki: just make sure yall have fun

Dylon007: good luck yall

[RDW] Zen_Taki: or better yet, who wants to ram me?
[RDW] Zen_Taki: we both get the dmg that way 😄
[RDW] Zen_Taki: good offer hm?

Dylon007: ill do it XD

[RDW] Zen_Taki: bet
[RDW] Zen_Taki: im on right side of map
[RDW] Zen_Taki: 9 10
[RDW] Zen_Taki: you get +1 just for saying that lol

Dylon007: okee dokee XD

[RDW] Zen_Taki: imma not fire at all till i see yall
[RDW] Zen_Taki: even have sec off

Dylon007: as long as xow dont get me XD

[RDW] Zen_Taki: so dont sink me and let us ram our tips otgehter..... i mean ships
[RDW] Zen_Taki: let him live damnit
[RDW] Zen_Taki: nmoooo

Dylon007: hes stoppinmg me

[RDW] Zen_Taki: i gave yyou +2
[RDW] Zen_Taki: and ill give more

Dylon007: aw well

[RDW] Zen_Taki: 😞

[AQUA] xowkjk: sorry wasnt paying attention

[RDW] Zen_Taki: truly an honerable warrior
[RDW] Zen_Taki: i gave you all my +s

Dylon007: no worries, just a game. im just glad im done playin with bots XD

[RDW] Zen_Taki: lmoa
[RDW] Zen_Taki: imma bot tho

Dylon007: i killed 8 a few rounds ago

[RDW] Zen_Taki: still would be nice if others respect the concented death pact

Dylon007: got a screenshot too XD        Very true Zen.... if we match again, we'll do it XD

[RDW] Zen_Taki: &lt;3

Dylon007: nice snarg
[PSP] Snargfargle: ty

[MUNCH] Sergei_Rachmaninoff_: im going cap

[RDW] Zen_Taki: scharn ram me
[RDW] Zen_Taki: ram me!!! 😮

Dylon007: has to be a bigger ship, or youll survive XD

Cerridwen_: 1 sec mass
Cerridwen_: will radar

[PSP] Snargfargle: OK

Cerridwen_: hold shells

[MUNCH] Sergei_Rachmaninoff_: god no

[RDW] Zen_Taki: very

Cerridwen_: take cap I will die for my country

Dylon007: nice shot
Dylon007: AC umder fire

ReformedWinter: cv just drop on our cap
ReformedWinter: to reset progress

[MUNCH] Sergei_Rachmaninoff_: gg

[PSP] Snargfargle: gj

CaptainHarvest: gg

[RDW] Zen_Taki: gg

Dylon007: nice job 11223

11223qwe: thank you

[RDW] Zen_Taki: let my torps hit polz

Dylon007: nice job cap

CaptainHarvest: clutch reset carrier

[RDW] Zen_Taki: i need the dmg and I hit this ship ;-;
[RDW] Zen_Taki: hate*
[RDW] Zen_Taki: but gg well played! y'all have a truly honorable player on your team!
[RDW] Zen_Taki: gg Dylon

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9 hours ago, Snargfargle said:

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Yes, We Have No Bananas

  Girls und Panzer Katyusha full version with video

 
 

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I love brawling with DDs in my Massachusetts.

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8 hours ago, Snargfargle said:

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Five-to-One odds in the green team's favor and this player is acting like a scaredy-cat wimp?!?  

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10 minutes ago, Wolfswetpaws said:


Five-to-One odds in the green team's favor and this player is acting like a scaredy-cat wimp?!?  

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Caution is the better part of valor, don't they say that?

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39 minutes ago, Admiral_Karasu said:

Caution is the better part of valor, don't they say that?

Discretion, not caution.
 

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6 minutes ago, Wolfswetpaws said:

Discretion, not caution.
 

I stand corrected, there must be some saying about caution too.

Got it now, I think

'The cautious seldom err.'

Perrfect.

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1 hour ago, Wolfswetpaws said:

Discretion, not caution.
 

The last time I heard "Discretion is the better part of valor" being said was by a butter bar who was younger than I was but was making me wear my gas mask for an hour after a field exercise was over as "punishment" for taking it off during his mock gas attack so that I could see better to treat a soldier who had broken his leg jumping from a truck.

He was the only bad officer in the entire battalion though, most of them were good to excellent. He also once screamed at a group of us when he almost ran us over with his jeep and we had to jump into a ditch rather than saluting him. He turned white as a sheet when he finally recognized the regimental command sergeant major, who was one of our group. The CSM didn't say a word to the lieutenant, he just waked up to him, called us all to attention, and crisply saluted. Later that day I saw the lieutenant mowing the grass at battalion headquarters.  

I vowed to never go out with any unit that lieutenant was assigned to ever again. I was successful at this until a few years later when I ran into him when we both were assigned to the same infantry unit for desert training. He was screaming at the top of his lungs because he'd gotten his hand smashed when he'd put it between two armored personnel carriers and then told the driver of the back one to move up until the front of his track touched his hand (he was trying to evenly space all the the vehicles about four inches apart for some unknown reason). I bandaged him up and drove him to the battalion aid station. That was the last I ever heard of him.

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8 minutes ago, Snargfargle said:

That was the last I ever heard of him.

Sometimes, that's the best ending to the story.

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My father had to deal with an officer who wore white gloves on duty.

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