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25 minutes ago, Snargfargle said:

That's a bit much, don't you think?

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Well, most of them aren't even aimed at the target.  🙂 

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On this table are five violins worth more than the average American will make in a year. The other five are worth more than the average American will make in a lifetime. What's even more amazing is that all of these violins are routinely loaned out to music students by the family that owns them.

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2 minutes ago, Wolfswetpaws said:

Well, most of them aren't even aimed at the target.  🙂 

LOL. It was a two-Benham division. That's what a guy on my team said just before we won -- "You Benhams really need to learn how to aim."

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Team was way behind in both ships, and points but while the enemy was busy taking all the buffs, two of our remaining ships took the key area. Gotta play the objectives.

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If it's gotta be a ROFLSTOMP, it's better to be one of the ROFLstompers as opposed to one of the ROFLstompees.

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It's funny, but both of the previous teams had members who thought their side was throwing the game.

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Thinking like a third grader.

Complete this mathematical sequence.

1

11

21

1211

111221

312211

next?

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1 minute ago, Snargfargle said:

Thinking like a third grader.

Complete this mathematical sequence.

111

"Teacher, may I go to the restroom, please?"

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Just now, Wolfswetpaws said:

"Teacher, may I go to the restroom, please?"

I was reading about this on a mathematical forum. College-level mathematicians were stumped.  However, it's not per se about math, it's about playing with similar-sounding words and counting.

1

The above line has one 1 or 11

The above line has two ones or 21

The above line has one 2 and one 1 or 1211

The above line has one 1, one two, and two ones or 111221

and so on...

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The enemy Kagero sank our CV. Our Kagero spent the entire match torpedoing islands for some reason.

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48 minutes ago, Snargfargle said:

The enemy Kagero sank our CV. Our Kagero spent the entire match torpedoing islands for some reason.

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Mr. No Depth Perception - Saturday Night Live


 

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13 minutes ago, Wolfswetpaws said:

No Depth Perception

My grandma's second husband lost an eye when he was young. He made you a nervous wreck if you rode in a car with him as he couldn't tell if he was 50 feet or 5 feet behind the car in front of him.

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16 minutes ago, Snargfargle said:

My grandma's second husband lost an eye when he was young. He made you a nervous wreck if you rode in a car with him as he couldn't tell if he was 50 feet or 5 feet behind the car in front of him.

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The [PSP] -- Public Service Professionals -- clan in a Barbie World.

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Yeah, right, we all look more like this.

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1 hour ago, Snargfargle said:

The [PSP] -- Public Service Professionals -- clan in a Barbie World.

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Yeah, right, we all look more like this.

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We had five ships and they had two. All we had to do was to stop cap B from ticking points in their favor and we would win. Four ships are afraid of going into the cap circle, even though they sank the last enemy ship there two minutes ago and they know the DD is capping A because they can see the enemy CV. Our CV finally man's up but then gets stuck just outside the cap circle. Defeat.

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I think this guy needs to learn better insults.

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